I'm Going to Kill You!

KILL YOU 70: Slouching Towards Bethlehem

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:46:21 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 70: Slouching Towards Bethlehem

George & Edward are joined by NYC nightlife veterans Rob Roth & Chi Chi Valenti, creators of the legendary Cyber/Fetish/Gender-Hacking party CLICK + DRAG, which has returned for it's second annual installment "The Second Coming", happening this Saturday October 17th at Santos Party House in NYC. details at clicknyc.com

Listen to the history of CLICK + DRAG and the rest of the classic parties of Mother and the Jackie Factory, as Rob and Chi Chi share their memories of NYC nightlife's past, and their vision of its future. Edward & George relive their experiences at Click, and Edward reveals his scandalous past at Night of 1000 Stevies!

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Songs featured in this podcast include:

1. Big Blue '82 (zen mix) - Danielle Dax
2. You Open my Legs - Ludus
3. Frozen Faces - Propaganda
4. Insane - The Orb
5. Down Down Down - Deine Lakaien
6. Space is the Place - Newcleus
7. Universal Love - 4hero

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KILL YOU Sessions #1: Street Hero

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:05:57 GMT

KILL YOU Sessions #1: Street Hero

Live Interview and Performance
Join George & Edward for the first installment of the KILL YOU Sessions - where we encounter bands in their natural environments, ask them weird questions, and film them performing. Our first specimens are the electro/soul/rock trio Street Hero, who hail from Brooklyn and perform a catchy toe-tapper for us about the boys from their borough. Visit Street Hero at wearestreethero.com

Watch the full session, including the song "End of the World", HERE

Download the EXCLUSIVE live tracks HERE

Photo Credit: Leo Herrera homochic.com

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MIXTAPE 8 : KILL YOU Episodes 59-69

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:22:56 GMT

MIXTAPE 8 : KILL YOU Episodes 59-69.

A retrospective of the last 10 episodes of the tumultuous, glamorous and outrageous world of I'm Going to Kill You.
We've taken the titles of each episode (which are all titles of different songs) and some select quotes from each episode and compiled them here so you can find more about: the color of talking spaces, fur coats for oral sex, keeping pigeons in your apartment, behind Rupaul's Drag Race with Tammie Brown, finding and confusing your demographic, planning a gay Madonna wedding live on East Village Radio, Loreli Lee and her daddy Mad Dog, Pete Burns trapped on a game show, an interview with a 3,000 year old woman and much much more.

Journey From the Light - 4hero

You're a Square From Delaware - Fats Waller

The Birds - Telefon Tel Aviv

The Ballad of Tiger Lilly - Tammie Brown

Details - Lene Lovich

Woman - Wolfmother

Sound-A-Sleep - Blondie

Break 4 Love - David Vendetta

Water No Get Enemy - Fela Kuti

Little Spacey - Cocteau Twins

Voyage, Voyage - Desireless

Photo Credit : John Tottenham

Photo trivia: 1995 stock photograph of George and Edward (and the glamorous Keara Mullen) as bickering homosexual lovers in the Noel Coward classic "Black Comedy."

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KILL YOU 69: Voyage, Voyage

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:24:02 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 69: Voyage, Voyage

Edward catches up with George who spent much of August on vacation. First it is off to Tennessee, to the land of the distinctive soprano with the bawdy humor and voluptuous figure: the queen Dolly Parton and her kingdom of DOLLYWOOD!

Next, he shares an insane tale of shit, lobsters, amateur theatre and Bocci as he, Philip, Adam and Brett have an outrageous homosexual adventure in Ogunquit, Maine.

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Songs featured in this podcast include:

1. Minimal - Matias Aguayo
2. Oh Missy (Extended Mix) - Woolfy
3. Surfin' - Memory Cassette
4. Summer Song - YACHT
5. I Travel - Simple Minds

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KILL YOU 68: Little Spacey

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:44:03 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 68: Little Spacey

Edward and George interview the 500,000,000 year old alien being Claywoman, an intergalactic enigma whose followers on Earth believe she can cure their deepest pain.

Claywoman (as portrayed by Michael Cavadias) will appear this Saturday, September 19th in THE MYSTERY OF CLAYWOMAN - SCREENING AND LECTURE as part of the Howl Festival, at The Bleecker st. Theatre in NYC (45 Bleecker st.) at 11:00. The performance is directed by Rob Roth and features Nicholas Gorham, as well as on-screen perfomances by Alan Cumming, Amy Poehler, Deborah Harry, Edgar Oliver, Justin Bond and Ruth Maleczech.

After speaking to Claywoman Edward & George chat with her creator Michael Cavadias about her origins, and about his other work, including his appearance on an obscure CD compilation called "God Shave the Queen" that had a profound impact on George & Edward in the 90's.

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KILL YOU 67: Water No Get Enemy.

I'm going to Kill You! — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:51:18 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 67: Water No Get Enemy

Listen in as Edward, George and Drew invite someone over, take things from them, and then make them leave my refusing to give them water. Speaking of liquids, George tells you how to make some of his favorite drinks and Edward tells of a recent sailor date he acquired from Craigslist on Fleet Week........ CHECK OUT OUR NEW PAGE! Go to WWW.GEORGEALLEY.COM

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KILL YOU 66: Break 4 Love

I'm going to Kill You! — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:07:48 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 66: Break 4 Love

Edward and George are back in this psychedelic and succinct episode, where we find out about Edward's run in with a man and George hosting a Gay Trolley tour!
Photo Credit: Marla
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VIDCAST 10: Polyrhythm

I'm going to Kill You! — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:51:36 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You VIDCAST 10: Polyrhythm

Video Updates.
Edward and George quickly explore the video medium and the Polyrhythmic capabilities of the remote control while Edward visits George in Philadelphia.
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KILL YOU 65: Sound-A-Sleep

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:49:49 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 65: Sound-A-Sleep

George receives a late night gentleman caller; KILL YOU listener and friend Bryan R, who requests a bedtime story.
After a few off-track asides about politics, George weaves a soothing nighttime tale involving: teenage rape, tabouli, misuse of paper towels, Dream's "He Loves U Not", incest, DHS, and a man named Mad Dog.
Photo Credit: George
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KILL YOU 64: woman!

I'm going to Kill You! — Sat, 16 May 2009 21:24:34 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 64: woman!

HELLA FABULOUS! Edward and George are guests on the famed East Village Radio show "Hella Fabulous", a fast paced, street smart, NYC-oriented music and call-in free-for-all variety show. Tackling what's new in entertainment, art and cultural sciences, Hella Fabulous and Ruthliss interview studio guests who are setting trends and making waves while instigating incendiary debate. From construction workers to local and international artists and musicians, their guests embody the street-level spirit of NYC in their conscience, invention and humor.
So let's listen as these IGTKY and HELLA WOMEN conjoin to give you the scoop on Madonna, Manscaping, Menstruation, Marriage and more and more and more.
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KILL YOU 63: details

I'm going to Kill You! — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:38:52 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 63: details

DETAILS Do you need the details of Egyptian god Aronk's Secrets?
Do you need a list of Edward's various therapists?
Do you thirst for information about George's connection to bees?
Get these DETAILS and more about this planets' two true natural beauties: Edward and George. and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on…I’m Going to Kill YOU!
Photo by: Edward

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KILL YOU 62: Tiger Lilly (Interview with Tammie Brown)

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:24:09 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 62: Tiger Lilly.........An Interview with Tammie Brown, star of Rupaul's Drag Race!!

Edward and George sit down with their new friend the icon, inspiring musician, performance artist, drag queen and TV Star: Tammie Brown! Tammie gives us the dirt on her life, her love of avocados, Mexico, her time on Rupaul's Drag Race, (including her opinions of the judges and cast members) and an EXCLUSIVE taste of her SPARKLING NEW SONGS: "Tiger Lilly", "Whatever" and SHAKABUKU U !!

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TAMMIE with an "IE" BROWN'S MYSPACE
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Photo of Tammie Brown by: Eric Raptosh

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KILL YOU 61: The Birds

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:16:35 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 61: The Birds.

EDWARD SLEEPS WITH PIGEONS!
It's hard to explain, you are just going to have to listen to find out this TOTALLY INSANE BIRD STORY!
Bonus! Find out about how to eat pigeons and microwave your balls!
KNIVES TO:

JB

OW! Public Relations

The Lesbian Mafia

DJ TIM A and MediaNation

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VIDCAST 9: Shake Your Love

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:13:18 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You VIDCAST 9: Shake Your Love

A CULT CLASSIC RELEASED!!!.
By request of Listener Bryan, we bring you George Alley's infamous 1990 video rendition of Deborah Gibson's "Shake Your Love"! Enjoy.
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KILL YOU 60: You're a Square from Delaware

I'm going to Kill You! — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 02:52:02 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 60: You're a Square from Delaware.

Delaware exposed!
(I'm not going to suck your balls until you give me a fur coat!)
First we meet up with Edward in cab and a scotch-drinking George who introduce our featured episode :a field recording from a very strange meatball sandwich party in Delaware.
Listen as George and Brett meet up with partygoers Ira and Drew who talk about sucking balls for fur coats, white trash girls, lovers who pee in your bed, Dead Sea Spa Kiosks, and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on…I’m Going to Kill YOU!

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VIDCAST 8: Bologna Piece

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:46:52 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You VIDCAST 8: Bologna Piece

Throwing your meat around.
A video clip from the vaults!
George is asked to do a "site-specific" dance piece for an assignment in Stage Lighting for Dance. Flanked by the dynamic Jennifer Reeves, observe as they do some unexpcected things with Bologna.
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KILL YOU 59: journey from the light.

I'm going to Kill You! — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 21:48:43 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 59: journey from the light.

Vortex.
Perhaps one of the most insane podcasts of IGTKY, Edward and George are joined by a chorus of personalities as they go on the airwaves of Awesomeville.us.
They talk with friends: Carolyn is going to protests about public library closings in Philadelphia, Brian is pudding fucking Jerry and asks George about being stabbed with a syringe at Mother, Bryan has someone looking though his window and sending him strange texts while he's on the phone.
Other import topics are discussed like: George's disturbing cooking practices, comparisons between the "Dark Gift" and the Gift of the Magi, waiting in a line for Purgatory , Edward's anus is his esophagus, the early Printshop IBM application and facts about Albania.
Photo Credit of George: P. Moore
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MIXTAPE 7 : KILL YOU 2008 Retrospective (Episodes 40-58)

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 06:01:04 GMT

MIXTAPE 7 : KILL YOU 2008 Retrospective (Episodes 40-58)

A Complete 2008 retrospective of the tumultuous, glamorous and outrageous world of I'm Going to Kill You.
We've taken the titles of each episode (which are all titles of different songs) and some select quotes from each episode and compiled them here so you can find more about: nude teethbrushing performance art in SanFrancisco, choose your own adventure IGTKY, bareback AOL chatrooms, crushing Klonopin with a tea kettle, interviews with gay-conversion groups, drag queens that hate bad hair, live vomiting and much much more.
1. Seattle - Public Image Ltd. 2. Headphones - Björk 3. News from Nowhere - Cabaret Voltaire 4. Dum Dum Club - Joe Strummer 5. Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam - The Vaselines 6. Jack & Jill Party - Pete Burns 7. Throwing Up - Mu 8. India - Roxy Music 9. Flaming - Pink Floyd 10. Conversation Piece - David Bowie 11. Genghis Khan in the Sporting Goods Store - George Alley 12. Act of Contrition - Madonna 13. Every Move is Rape - Dein Kopf 14. Youth Against Fascism - Sonic Youth 15. Still Life in Mobile Homes - Japan 16. All the Critics Love U in New York - Prince 17. All Good Things - Medicine 18. Meet Me in St. Louis - Judy Garland 19. Ex-French Tee Shirt - Shudder to Think
Photo Credit: M. Scott Whitson
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KILL YOU 58: X-French Tee Shirt

I'm going to Kill You! — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 11:22:47 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 58: X-French Tee Shirt

Winter times; weird people.
After listening to George and Philip thow rotten pumpkins off their roof, we find out that Edward doesn't really exist except on the phone, and we catch up with Marla at the La Cave Du Vin wine bar in Cleveland who was stood up by a man for perhaps the lamest reason possible.
Photo Credit: jerry kolber
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KILL YOU 57: Meet Me in St. Louis

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:00:19 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 57: Meet Me in St. Louis

Won't you meet us in St. Louis?
Firstly, George and his San Franciscan slut friend Michael K take a weekend trip to St. Louis! They see their friend, actor Mark Fisher, who stars in the play, The Little Dog Laughed opposite homosexual hearthrob Chad Allen. While George and co. luxuriated in limos, shot guns and went bowling with the stars, they took some time out to ask certified trainer Mark about the play and a new segment for IGTKY called "I'm Going to Get You Buff!"
Back in New York, listen to Edward, Jesse and Marla discuss Edward and Jesse's infamous White Trash Christmas party in their 3rd North dorm at NYU that caused four dorm towers to be evacuated and caused general sodom and gomorrah esque/Ukrainian Cherub scenarios.

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KILL YOU 56: All Good Things

I'm going to Kill You! — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:25:10 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 56: All Good Things

Obama wins White House! Phillies win World Series! Gays win, er...yell about Prop8!
I'm Going to Kill You brings on its' NEWS HOUR reporters Edward and George and californian Rory to give you the latest field recordings from the streets of Philadelphia, New York and San Francisco where all the history was documented!
Listen to crowds of people screaming about different things! Listen to Edward and George scream about different things!
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KILL YOU 55: All the Critics Love U in New York.

I'm going to Kill You! — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 04:21:44 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 55: All the Critics Love U in New York.

Homosexuals. What happens when the Kill You women, meet one of the icons behind the extremely famous, gay, celeb-socio-political blog: Josh and Josh are Rich and Famous?!?!?
Edward and George dish with Josh about his blog and important topics such as: Josh's relatives in Wasilla, AK, his recent interview with Jennifer Hudson, reading Aura colors, marketing during a recession, and all things Minnesota. Stab Josh and Josh yourselves at: Josh and Josh are Rich and Famous.,
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KILL YOU 54: still life in mobile homes

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:32:21 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 54: still life in mobile homes

Is George really Ryan Seacrest? Has Edward's shape changed? Accompanied by a wash of ambient sounds, Edward and George discuss sex that sounds like an aquarium, current top 40 hits, the demise of TRL, and the song "Play that Funky Music White Boy." Knives to: Emily W Sussman, The Lesbian Mafia, Hella Fabulous on East Village Radio
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KILL YOU 53: Youth Against Fascism.

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:46:29 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 53: Youth Against Fascism.

OH MY STARS! The boys are back! A re-energized Edward and George start talking about George's sister's wedding when they are suddenly interrupted by breaking political news. Expansive coverage of federal and state government plus access to Sarah Palin's Big Anus, Abstinence only Alaskan education, Egyptian mythology, Heartland politics in New York City, Opaque Energies, flip-flopping and more.

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KILL YOU 52: EVERYMOVE is RAPE.

I'm going to Kill You! — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:36:01 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 52: EVERYMOVE is RAPE.

A 'lost tapes' episode as we 'swing' from conversation to previously unpublished conversation! Additionally, we feature " Every Move is Rape" a selection from the forthcoming Itunes release "Fix His Kidneys"; an experimental EP mixed by Edward based upon a sound improvisation created by George and Edward.

Kill You Knives Intro: Edward and George

SADS and sitting on Cacti: Viet, Philip and George

Adam applies music theory in dive Ohioan gay bar: Adam and George

"Every Move is Rape" by I'm Going to Kill You!

"Young Joan Crawford and Madonna Rain video ; George and Philip watch British Gay Anorexic Pre-Teens on the Telly.
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KILL YOU 51: Act of Contrition

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:41:42 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 51: Act of Contrition.

MADONNA!
MADGE! THE BOYTOY! THE BLOND AMBITIONED ONE! Listen in as Edward, George, Marla, Thomas, Brett, Rory, KT, Micheal, Drew, Ben, Jeff and other glamorous souls pontificate on all things M. (Plus: nipple rings, gay footballers, The Eyes of Laura Mars, Rehomo Beach, Absinthe, San Francisco, Portland, Black Power and more on IGTKY!)
Portrait of Edward & Marla making out by: George (YES! We skipped 50, stay tuned to see why!)
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MIXTAPE 6:(Holiday Mix 2): 2 Cold 4 Summer.

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:32:29 GMT

MIXTAPE 6: (Holiday Mix 2): 2 Cold 4 Summer.

Isn't summer exhausting? What, with all the: traveling, art, weddings, birthdays, friends, relationships, personal revelations, baseball games, anger, apathy, sexuality, energy bills, jobs, fat, fireworks, illness, summer camp, short socks, fights, forests, favorites, ice cream, gyms, dry cleaning, moving, breezes, gays, vodka, murders, ipods, pride, prices, enemies, paypal, animals, alienation, deportation, Vivienne Westwood, facebook, hummus, burgers, happy hour, heat, block parties, substitute teaching, t-shirts, webdesign, tuxedo rental, vacuum cleaner repair, starbucks, etc. etc. etc.
To celebrate his birthday/ cope with the heat; George concocts a chilly Track list:

Love Comes Quickly (Blank And Jones Mix) - Pet Shop Boys

Come Together - Primal Scream

October Love Song (Remix) - Chris & Cosey

PlayBack - Stacey Q

Overpowered - Róisín Murphy

Elvis on the Radio, Steel Guitar in my Soul - KLF

After The Love (Ten Glorious Years Mix) -Boy George

7 Seconds - Youssou N'Dour & Neneh Cherry

Beatific - Glass Candy

Teenage Sensation - Gus Gus

Hung Up - Curve

Time Baby 3 - Medicine

Traum - Fairmont

Mesmerise - Chapterhouse

Big Blue '82' (Zen Extended Mix) - Danielle Dax

Dead Eyes Opened - Severed Heads

One Two Three No Gravity (Dettinger Mix) - Closer Musik

These Walls We Build - Dalek I Love You

Gabriel- Lamb

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KILL YOU 49: Genghis Khan in the Sporting Goods Store.

I'm going to Kill You! — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:29:31 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 49: Genghis Khan in the Sporting Goods Store.

A casual conversation.
George calls that Grecian whore Brett to discuss important topics like: shopping with rich men, Mongolian conquests, Samarai swords, George's room of clothes, women with herpes that like to kiss, writing papers on Erasure for Anthropology classes and more!
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KILL YOU 48: conversation piece

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:52:48 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 48: conversation piece

The telephone.
Is it an art making device?
It is us that now choose to use time to discuss things. It is us that must reflect and receive feedback. It is us that receive voice mails from podcasters like Matthew of Spanking Bea Arthur and Zillafag of ZILLACAST about our recent heated discussion of the butch/fem gay archetypes.
And it is you who may choose to listen as Edward and George talk and receive phone calls from all sorts of people
But is it art?
Knives to: The Royal Pains, I love you but.........
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KILL YOU 47: .flaming.

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 01:36:20 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 47: .flaming.

George is expecting a call from Edward but instead gets a strange call from Hans, a German fan into scat play. After discussing Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft and his penchant for middle eastern "meats", George gets a hold of Edward for a lively disussion inspired by Zillafag of ZILLACAST (www.zillafag.com)
Inspired by his podcast episode : MFER351 NELLY OR KNOT, Edward and George decide to discuss Effeminancy, Camp and how the attitudes of the gay community effect our bias.
They bring in an expert of Camp: Media Mogul Jesse, together they discuss important topics in the Camp oeuvre such as: Jumping Jack Flash, Crystal Light, and Linda Evans.
Oh and listen to end for a VERY important announcement from Edward. Find out this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on…I’m Going to Kill YOU! Photo Credit: Philip
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KILL YOU 46: Throwing Up/India

I'm going to Kill You! — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:07:28 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 46: Throwing Up/India

I'm Going to Kill You changes locations as Edward becomes a help desk person in INDIA, (not really). Listen as Edward and George discuss the inside story behind the new INDIAna Jones movie. Then travel to Steven's house (Jujistu's front man) for a party where George field records someone THROWING UP, holds a panel with two pharmacists and a banana flavored Klonpin from INDIA, helps people take a shit outside, and discusses important topics like: Columbus Day, being chased by wolves and embarssing urine stories Find out this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on…I’m Going to Kill YOU! Photo Credit: Stephan Bernarsky for Philth Magazine
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KILL YOU 45: Jack and Jill Party

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:27:53 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 45: Jack and Jill Party

I'm Going to Kill You!! gets more major, more fashion, and throws more glitter in the eyes of the people, as they are joined by those infamous publicists, media gurus, and fashion icons: Thomas Onorato and Max Wixom of OW! Public Relations!!!!
Listen in as these old friends langour, power-meet and engage in Internet vérité!

Squeeze some juciness from Thomas about his biography: Confessions from the Velvet Ropes: The Glamorous, Grueling Life of Thomas Onorato, New York's Top Club Doorman by Glenn Belverio

Get the inside Paris is Burning-esque history on the legendary New York house, the HOUSE OF JONES from the housemother herself, Max!

Let the Ow! Public Relations media machine work for you as these icons give you the latest information on:

Pete Burns' recent sex tape, new album, obsession with Cher and controversial statements of gay marriage.

Cult classic 70's fashion documentary Portfolio.

Arguments and Counter Arguments for Summer 08 fashion looks

Madonna's Hard Candy

Marilyn's teeth and more!

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VIDCAST 7: Equality Forum '08 interview

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 15 May 2008 21:48:26 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You VIDEOCAST 7: Equality Forum '08 interview REPOST!

REPOST! Sorry we F***ED UP! Here is the video! !

Phillygaycalendar.com interview George and Edward about equality, the book of Leviticus and Madonna's new album!

Watch!

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KILL YOU 44: Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam.

I'm going to Kill You! — Sun, 11 May 2008 01:36:39 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 44: Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam

The date: May 4, 2008
The event: Equality Forum Philadelphia Sunday OUT! Fest.
The sluts: Edward and George, their friends, street fair homosexuals, pansexuals, allies, dykes with bad hair, homophobes, dogs named Yoko, etc.
LISTEN IN: as Philadelphian homosexuals reveal their deepest desires from Fall Out Boy to rape play!
LISTEN IN!: as E&G interview the head of Repent America! (the anti-gay evangelist group) about Madonna's new album, Judge Judy and giving money to homeless people.
LISTEN IN! as the boys of IGTKY interview Salotta Tea, the drag queen featured on American Idol!
AND LISTEN IN! as the tables are turned and George and Edward are interviewed for internet Television via PhillyGayCalendar.com Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on…I’m Going to Kill YOU!
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KILL YOU 43: Dum Dum Club

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 02 May 2008 05:02:34 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 43: Dum Dum Club

Edward and George go on the radio and are joined by the legendary Marla to discuss:
"I'm just going home"Running into people who know you, but you don't know them.

Restylane.George's failed detox/botox spa party that goes awry .

"We're Just Going to Snort This" George's drunk-dialed message to Edward.

Craigslust Further chapters in Marla's craigslust results in senior moments.

The West Memphis ThreeExperts in the trial, Marla and Edward are interviewed about the crime by George.

"The Evil one" A revisit to an inteview in Wooster, OH with a woman who loved heavy metal and watching Sanford & Son is visited by evil spirits.

Knives to:

The Lesbian Mafia

Hello Waffles

Media Nation

Marla Two

Peaches Bravo!
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Sunday OUT! Street Festival

Sunday, May 4 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Market Street between 2nd and 5th Streets FREE
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KILL YOU 42: News from Nowhere

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:46:27 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 42: News from Nowhere

Are you looking for a stimulating substitute to the predictable network evening newscast, going further than the headlines to acquaint with stories far-reaching and from multiple viewpoints so you can come to your own conclusions about the news that influences you? If you are searching for innovative reporting we have our answer: The I'M GOING TO KILL YOU network!
The show's trademark is its’ "Maintenance them Scruples" motto -- and it's hosts Edward and George are constantly demanding answers and finding the truth.
Whether it is through investigative reporting in the bareback chat rooms of Gay.com, or finding out important information YOU want to know about zombie infestation in Cuba, blood in Iowa, Philadelphia's Blue Ball. sexual abuse victims that confront the Pope, neanderthals that speak out, British horror actress obituaries, children in Bangladesh that forced to work, and Pete Burns' 2008 USA tour dates.
Additionally, listen as George interacts with "bug chasers" and "dark gifters", and gets live listener feedback on the show where your world becomes full-blooded; I'm Going to Kill you!

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Sunday OUT! Street Festival

Sunday, May 4 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Market Street between 2nd and 5th Streets FREE

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SOUNDCAST 1: In the Meantime; In Between Time

I'm going to Kill You! — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:03:17 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You SOUNDCAST 1: In the Meantime; In Between Time

Edward very sick.
George goes on radio; makes sounds. (special guest caller KT)

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Sunday OUT! Street Festival

Sunday, May 4 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Market Street between 2nd and 5th Streets FREE

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VIDCAST 6: the Water Show

I'm going to Kill You! — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:47:05 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You VIDEOCAST 6: the Water Show

What happens when Edward invites two crazy Lebanese homosexuals, (Johnny and George), gives them a bottle of Pimms, videotapes them, and then syncs the footage to a random noise track from George and Edward's 90's band Dein Kopf?

Watch!

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KILL YOU 41: my headphones.

I'm going to Kill You! — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:21:28 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 41: my headphones

It's a series of strange interludes; calls coming in from and Akron, Ohio and iphone thieves on a bus for this installment. Get first hand information about Chrisy Hynde's new restaurant, VegiTerranean and Akron's Gay Mecca, The Interbelt Nightclub with George and Rhiannon. Later Edward and George dish about saying weird things to children and Edward's new DJ podcast : Sunday Tea with skimmingtonride
Chapter List :
I found your iPhone on a bus

Songs on yr voicemail

Edward & George on the Radio

Rhiannon and George grazing the VegiTerranean.
1998 QAF-styled reenactments at the Interbelt.
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KILL YOU 40: Seattle

I'm going to Kill You! — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:31:25 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 40: Seattle

Is it time for a show titled Seattle, that takes place in San Francisco and Salt Lake City? George heads west to meet up with Alyssa Leeand perform their latest performance collaboration, "Seattle." An homage to Generation X with Janeane Garofalo quotes, copious amounts of coffee, dream pop refrences and an exploding volcano.
It was peformed as part of the POW! Performance Art Mini Festival alongside artists such as Violeta Luna & David Molina, Kattt Sammon, Francesco Gagliardi, WIGBand, Alyssa Lee & George Alley, Rocket Parlour, gal*in_dog, Plastic Arts Performance Parade and Nora Raggio.
George dishes with some of these artists and also meets up with two co-pod/broadcasters of the most important internet radio station in the world,Awesomeville!, Mungo of Down with Pants!, and Cylon of Reactor 4
Chapter List :
Live from Salt Lake City! : George and Edward!!!!!

On the CASTRO!

Alyssa and George interview POW! artist gal*in_dog and Daniel, who works at ACE Hardware!
Awesomeville PoWer Conference on the Penis trolley: with Mungo and Cylon of Reactor 4 meeting with George post-show.
POW! Artist Katt Sammon on script-living!

George drives the POW! artists through Oakland.

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MIX TAPE 5: KILL YOU Episodes 31-39

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:55:43 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Mixtape 5: Episodes 31-39

It's time again to look deep into your soul and look deep into the back catologues of I'm Going to Kill You to relive the momements and to hear a mix made of the titles of the last 10 or so episodes.
Track List :
A Question of Lust - Depeche mode

It's No Game, Pt. 1 - David Bowie

I Don't Believe in Miracles - Sinitta

My City was Gone - The Pretenders

"Atlantis to Interzone - Klaxons

Ghost Hardware - Burial

Pygmalism - Momus

The Things that Dreams are Made of - Human League
Playing with Knives (Edward's Birthday Remix) - Bizarre Inc.
special thanks to Tony for introducing us to the Bizarre Inc. song
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KILL YOU 39: PLAYING WITH KNIVES

I'm going to Kill You! — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:41:06 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 39: Playing with Knives

It's Edward's 29th birthday and he's an old woman. In a Brazillian resteraunt in the midst of mid-town he's joined by George, Jesse, Thomas, Max, Cotti, Johnny, John, Jeremey(straight), Jeremey(gay), Brian, Reed, and biological woman Kim to remence: fond (and no so) first encounters with Edward. As well as a disussion of large objects in the anus, and their most feminine birthdays.
Later it's back to the apartment to discuss Boy George's Martyr Mantra's, a re-examination of Edward's relationship with Lindsey Lohan, Aztec Sexual Roleplay Cards, and a choreographic exercise that documents Edward's time in the bathroom.
photo of Thomas and George by: Edward
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KILL YOU 38: The Things That Dreams Are Made Of

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:48:37 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 38: The Things That Dreams Are Made Of

A Dream-like Trinity, as three conversations unfold from Pete(killerspoons.com) to Edward to George To Jesse.
Chapter List :
"She's probably Jewish.".............................. Edward and Pete. Edward sits in a dive bar with Pete, the host of podcast KILLER SPOONS to discuss his web comic and love of Jesus jokes.

"I realize all of the sudden that Lindsey Lohan has no knees!".......................................Edward and George. Edward calls George to discuss two ridiculous dreams involving Lindsey Lohan and an I'm Going to Kill You porn screening in Lebanon.

"Let's talk about She-Ra and then call phone sex lines".......................... George and Jesse. Jesse and George go on the radio to discuss phone-sex, childhood schemes with pay phones, ; but mainly to converse about a new lecture they plan to give at comic book conventions across the country: "She-ra in the Modern World: a Re-Examination of a Modern Classic."

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KILL YOU 37: Pygmalism

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:25:10 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 37: Pygmalism

After Edward does some salvia and records it, he plays it for George and the duo ponder matters like: The wax and wane of the popularity of Psyhcodelic drugs 1960's to today, Food Court style religion, Early Childhood Arts, George's lifestyle tips, Cocaine Boo-boo's, and Edward's new meditation group. Later George plays "He's So Damn Creepy" a new track from his side project with Steven : The Snares
Chapter List :
Salivia Tales w/ Edward

Edward and George discuss.

The Snares: He's so Damn Creepy

Knives to: ARTPIG, SURREALCAST

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KILL YOU 36: Ghost Hardware

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:43:25 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 36: Ghost Hardware

After some further found footage of the night George went compeletely insane, and a shout out from The Lesbian Mafia, Edwarad discussing his recent para-normal experiences with George, and finally joins Marla, Jesse and Kim for a seance around the Ouija Board, where they receive some suprising results!
Chapter List :
ZONE chat with George & Philip part 2

Rainbowpodsquad Commercial

Shoutout from The Lesbian Mafia

Edward and George

Ouija Board, Ouija Board

Knives to: Alexxx, Marla 2, Ambrose, Jim from Jocko Homo, Jim Teti, zpitStar, Tigger ala Tiggercast.com, Aj and Cuppatea, Thomas and Max of OW productions, Tony in Columbus, Loose women of Lanai Rory and Michael of "I already killed you - the podcast", Nathan, Reactor 4, Awesomeville.us

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KILL YOU 35: Atlantis to InterZone

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:03:08 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 35: Atlantis to Interzone

ENTER THE ZONES, from Atlantis to the Inter, from "Smoke in my Face" to "Outside Entertainment"; Join Edward and George as they take you on a voyage through many Zones of being including :
Apples to Apples Zone: It's just another evening with Gays, Drugs and Card Games

Crylon Superstar Memorial Zone: Guest Host Gallery Promoter "Glitter" joins the IMGTKY pirate radio show. He interviews George about his dance Crudités, and his views on Palestinian-Israeli Role-Play sex, next the three do a sound-associative piece in memoriam of deviant NYC Drag Aritst Crylon Superstar.

Steven's Bulhemia Zone: Steven Michael Quinn is hungry, but conflicted.

Smoke in My Face Zone: Two "honest women" with trite advice are interviewed by Marla, Kim and George outside Cleveland's Bounce Nightclub

No Joke Zone:IMGTKY meet up with Frank Mussara of Heartsofdarknesses the now producer of Edward's up-coming album, discuss high-school days, their infamous band Dien Kopf and tell pointless jokes.

Fuck You Ever, Sweetie! Zone: It's fucking Hollywood!, or is it Cleveland? The locals seem confused.

Outside Entertainment Zone: George finally descends into complete madness while talking to Philip. This is impossible to describe as it is PURE INSANITY UNLEASHED!!!
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KILL YOU 34: MY CITY WAS GONE

I'm going to Kill You! — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:13:58 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 34: MY CITY WAS GONE

Edward, Marla and George spent their winter holiday in Cleveland eating, visiting their families, blah blah blah. But when they got together with their friend Kimberlee (www.kvenable.com) who took the lovely photo above, they mused about various subjects in a pub, on an island, in the middle of the Cuyahoga River.
Later it's off to the somewhat cheesy Bounce Nightclub where you get to hear Marla and Edward's play-by-play commentary of the "drag" show.

The next day George goes back to Bounce with an entirely different entourage including the ever glamorous Adam, Cory and a motley cast as they talk to bouncers, gays, police, lesbians, idiots and people into myspace.
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VIDCAST 4: bird-american.

I'm going to Kill You! — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:01:15 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You VIDEOCAST 4: bird-american
George is joined by Philip, Steven, Drew and Ben for some puppet role-play, that leads the group into revealing their inner psyche. Things quickly spiral out of control however when guns are introduced.

MIXTAPE 4: Holiday Edition

I'm going to Kill You! — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:27:42 GMT

Join Edward as he goes through his Top Ten Record's of 2007:
Glass Candy - B/E/A/T B/O/X Working for a Nuclear Free City - Businessmen & Ghosts Siouxsie - Mantaray Health - S/T Joakim - Monsters & Silly Songs Modeselektor - Happy Birthday Lopazz - Kook Kook David Gilmour Girls - Vultures Burial - Untrue My Sister Klaus - Chateau Rouge
Then listen to George's: New Mix for a New Year as you prepare for, or get over New Years.

Track List:

WallyJoynerwasnotmymonkey-Philip Moore

Octoberlovesong- Chris&cosey

Forlove- Lush

Return to Innocence DJ Edward Mix – Enigma vs The Snares

Ambition – Dalek I Love You

JamesBrown – Cabaret Voltare

Love House – Samantha Fox

Everything Starts with an E – Ezee Posee

The Bog – Bigod 20

Mein Teil – Rammstien

Pump up the Volume- MARRS

Computer Love – Kraftwerk

Mouth to Mouth – The Glove

Screaming in my Pillow – Stacey Q

Untitled - Marc and the Mambas

Deluxe – Racine

Plastic Sun- Sonic Youth

So- Opperra

Pariah – Danielle Dax

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KILL YOU 33: i don't believe in miracles.

I'm going to Kill You! — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:26:45 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 33: i don't believe in miracles.

Edward is already in Ohio, and phones George for some:
Post-Promotional Party Dish

Homophobic Gays

Wool-lite

Adenoids

George's problematic public speaking engagements

Knives to : Matthew Ray, The Lesbian Mafia, Alexxx (our sexy cover-boy/man), Nate, Jordan Buffaloe

Snakes on a Plane: A Critical Analysis

Photo Credit: Alexxx
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KILL YOU 32: It's No Game

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 03:31:47 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 32: It's No Game

Edward, Marla and George are back to play a game that reveals:
Marla's experiences at CD Warehouse that turned her into a Lesbian

and Edward's annorexic summer in Los Angeles ending in a Cleveland Burger King

George's sad obession with QAF ala 2000

Plus hear about the same-sex wedding of George's friends at City Hall that caused George and Philip to end up being on Fox News!

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KILL YOU 31: A Question of Lust

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:02:05 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 31: A Question of Lust

Bobby Jo: Do you like pain? George: No, but I like Depeche Mode.
Edward and George are back in black! After a photoshoot with M.Scott Whitson, an interview to grace the cover of HX magazine, their thanksgiving sojurn to Ohio, and planning a fantastic party to happen at Pure Nightclub on Decemeber 15th from 9:00 - 12:00 in Philadelphia (see www.purephilly.com for directions) These insane women have finally pulled it together to record a podcast. While Edward was sick and spent most of Ohio and spent most of the holiday in bed, aside from a meeting with his Ohio "boi", (doesn't that spelling sceeve you out?), George went to the town of his alma matter, Wooster to cause a recording commotion with his friends Adam and Rhiannon and a whole mess of townies. Listen as they interview drunk white trash in bars, confront homophobes, and convince people they are ghost hunters!!!!!
Chapter List:
Edward and George Dish

A Four course Meal with George Adam, Rhiannon and Carlie

"You have no soul, Bobby Jo."

Note to J. Greg

Ruckus, Redneck and Ridiculously Raunchy

Supernatural Missy

Bill's Dishes

Are you an Air Sign?

You Guys Ghost Hunters or Somethin'?

An Actor's Tale

Oragel with Melanie-Matt

Choreography with Bobby Jo
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VIDCAST 3: Fender Bender!

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:10:44 GMT

VIDEOCAST 3: Fender Bender! George gets into a car accident.............in Marla and Edward's living room. btw ..PARTY TIME IS COMING UP!! December 15th 9-12pm; PURE nightclub: 1221 Saint James St Philadelphia PA (www.purephilly.com) Come and see Edward and George in person! Dance to the tunes of outrageous DJ's, observe glamorous guest performances, and swim in oceans of booze. ">

MIXTAPE 3: KILLYOU episodes 22-30

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:48:24 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Mixtape 3: Episodes 22-30 It’s that time again for a mixtape, where George and Edward compile the titles of last 10 (or so) podcasts (which are named after songs) combine it with a few oddities, and some memorable lines to brew a mix.

Track list:

Intro: Edward

Losing My Mind: Liza Minelli

Dudu: Tarkan

The Modern Dance: Pere Ubu

Mecca: Gene Pitney

Unfinished Business: Boy George

Baby U Left Me in the Cold; Marilyn

South of Heaven : Slayer

Collage: Glen Branca

Return to Innocence Enigma Vs The Snares

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KILL YOU 30: Return to Innocence

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:26:49 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 30: Return to Innocence

Edward and George are talking on the radio when they are suddenly joined by a "mysterious" guest and we aren't just talking about their genetalia. Listen as Edward and George and certain tranny chaser discuss:
reuniting with high school enemies,
the time George tried on dresses at Daffy's,
If you want to flirt, chew.
Edward's uncanny resemblance to Liza Minnelli,
And a heated argument on who steals who's friends.
Later, George is joined by his outrageous friends Steven and Drew. After covering themselves in tule and red lipstick, Steven and George do a frightening cover of Enigma's Return to Innocence whilst Drew does Nazi balloon art.

Photo Credit: Philip
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VIDCAST 2: Experts on the Whole Scrooge Thing

I'm going to Kill You! — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:40:14 GMT

Now that the time is upon us to start purchasing gifts; let us look to the prophetic words George left for the audience hidden within the context of a seasonal Cinemax commercial.

KILL YOU 29: Collage

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 20:23:52 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 29: Collage

An unsual format, outrageous unheard footge, and a cast of Glamazons including: Adam, Brett, Jeremy of Autodrone, Philip, Post-Michael Mckee, Rory and Michael(the Hawaiians), Abby, Drew, Nude Gays, Germans and of course Edward and George.
Chapter List:
3AM Voice Mail.

The Old Days.

Post-MichaelMckee-isms AIDS Commercial).

Pirate Radio NOISE

Cleveland MALE box

Four Red Bulls

Your Dicks' Hot!

Alarming Middle East

Bea Arthur Promo
Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU!
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KILL YOU 28: South of Heaven

I'm going to Kill You! — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:47:59 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 28: South of Heaven

South of Heaven lies two souls of two insane women........... So LISTEN, for they are insane.

Matthew from Spanking Bea Arthur wants to fuck George and Edward with glittery dildos!

George thinks he's having a heart attack and gets an EKG; Edward thinks George is attempting to steal his problematic "thunder" .

Edward's parents are installing a cage for dancing in their house.

George sends an email to all his friends describing himself as "The Pheonix" and "The Icon"

Edward's father has to go feed the aligators

Plus George's days as a go-go dancer for biologists!

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KILL YOU 27: Baby U left me in the Cold.

I'm going to Kill You! — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 21:31:59 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 27: Baby U Left Me in the Cold

It's a random week as we discuss:

Control Z lifestyles

Marilyn! (The 80's gender-bending UK pop sensation)

The informal I'm going to Kill You! promotional party at Happy Ending

Edward's friend tries to pee on Edward and his lover.

Marla loves to drunk dial and talk about Michael Cryton

Plus the boys have new fall goals, and a secret project in the works! Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU!
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KILL YOU 26: Unfinished Business

I'm going to Kill You! — Sat, 13 Oct 2007 23:48:58 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 26: Unfinished Business

YES! We have joined the Freak Network! click to visit all the freaky podcasts featured by this super freak family! The theme is....... Elemetery School Musical Recordings!

Listen to Edward's revolutionary psychedelic 7th grade band, The Pinhead Flowers!

Listen to George's "podcast" recorded with his friend MB in 1987!

Listen to George's 5th grade music group AIA Productions, and his 2000 era cover of one of their biggest hits, Paris Model!

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KILL YOU 25: Mecca

I'm going to Kill You! — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:34:38 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 25: Mecca
ALL....... THE WAY TO MECCA! It's a string of bizzare interludes: George and Edward are talking or is it an old man gets a call from death? Next Edward discusses Kitch in the DJ booth with members of A.R.E. Weapons and Autodrone. Then Marla joins Edward and George on her birthday for some Marla oriented songs and cheer and finally Edward meets his new Guatamalan lover and his friends outside Happy Endings. Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST)

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KILL YOU 24: The Modern Dance

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:53:48 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 24: The Modern Dance

Welcome to the land of I'm Going to Kill You. George creates a new I'm Going to Kill You inspired dance, Crudités, for the Philadelphia Fringe Festival called 300 Luxury Units. with his boyfriend Philip and friend Abby.
Amid all the drama he's joined by Marla and Edward who do a post-show DJ set that they broadcasted live. Listen as they talk to random people at the party and later we are suprised with conversation by those Hawaiian's Rory and Michael. We go to various locales and discuss such important topics as:

Hawaiian's With Bird Flu

The 1988 Phillies

The Chinese Government

Rory's take on Medical conditions in Hong Kong

George's dangerous use of toothpicks

George and Edward's recent interview with Dlist.com

Rebecca the Ludite, has no e-mail.

George's obsesseive fans in Hawaii

Chinese to Japanese translations of the word "Spectacles"

other extremely important topics

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VIDCAST 1 : Crudités!

I'm going to Kill You! — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:51:30 GMT

George is creating/performing a new dance for Phialdelphia annual LiveArts/Fringe Festiva!! l He gives you a sneak peek on the rehersal.
See a clip of his new work Crudités which features dialog taken from Episode 20 of I'm Going to Kill You!
And if you are near Philly, come to the show, it's entitled "300 Luxury Units" and it's on Septemeber 12 and 13th at the Tavern on Camac It will also feature works from Abigail Zbikowski and Philip Moore.
Profits will benefit the South Jersey AIDS Coalition.
A Luxurious after-party on the 13th will also feature Edward and Marla as DJ's!

KILL YOU 23: Dudu

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:47:27 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 23: Dudu

Welcome to I'm Going to Kill You. It’s that time again, and the boys with knives are joined by Marla that post-modern Tranny chasing woman to discuss live and love over poorly played polyrhythms.
Edward and Marla turn the show into a fucked-up version of Siskel and Ebert (or Ebert and Roper for all you Generation Y listeners). <> Eschuché as they review two movies: Jesus Camp and Rob Zombie’s Halloween Edward and Marla relay their strange insights, and sympathies for Michael Myers, when suddenly they are interrupted by one of the stars of Halloween!
Meanwhile: George wants us to know more about Sploshing, and his visions of Marla with a blood moustache. When accused of being an alcoholic, he inquires, How can you really be an alcoholic if you don’t drink Vodka and you frequently moisturize your face?
Edward is totally not into doo-doo, has somewhat recovered and has gotten all LA. his mother has come for an extended visit, his Klonopin prescriptions have been filled and he’s been seeking help from Yogi’s and other specialists.
And since Edward is doing better, Marla of course has to have problems, and of them is that she is love with someone that's she's been seeing every day.....................…. her MCAT tutor. Find out all this and more and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on… I’m Going to Kill YOU! Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST)

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KILL YOU 22: LOSING MY MIND

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:43:11 GMT

Things have gotten more dramatic, more violent and less sane in the land of I'm Going to Kill You. Edward, begins to experience more traumatic PTSD episodes, as a result of his recent assault; which lead him to taking an indefinite leave from work and seeking medical attention. You know things have gotten strange when George has become a beacon of sanity.
Listen as they discuss:

Edward’s screaming match on the subway

Edward’s panic attacks; sexy?

George’s epic Zoloft fuled 1999 pre-graduation walk of shame.

Edward’s adventures in Xanax

Insanity as pick-up tool.

Apache Beat

other extremely important topics

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MIX TAPE 2: KILL YOU episodes 11-21

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:13:44 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Mixtape 2: Episodes 11-21 It’s that time again for a mixtape, where George and Edward compile the titles of last 10 (or so) podcasts (which are named after songs) combine it with a few oddities, and some memorable lines to brew a mix.

But First George and Edward chat a little bit about Vinyl Manipulation, and Philip’s new occupation; go-go boy!

Track list:

Intro: Edward and George

Number Eleven: Dead or Alive

Swimming Horses: Siouxsie and the Banshees

Bedbugs and Ballyhoo: Echo and the Bunnymen

Lime House: The Breeders

My Army of Lovers: Army of Lovers

Happy Birthday: Altered Images

KillYouThemesong: Edward, George, Marla, Jesse, Philip and KT

Jams Run Free: Sonic Youth

Love Supreme ( The I’m going to Kill You Remix)

Just Too Easy: Romeo Void

Join in the Chant: Nitzer Ebb

Boyhunter: George and Edward (talking over Booka Shade)

Hello (Turn Your Radio On): Shakespeare’s Sister

Edward interviews his co-worker Elgin about the MN bridge collapse

I’m Hurting: Roy Orbison

Knives
“The more you have inside yourself, the more knives are slightly touching your anus when you raise your leg to pee.”

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KILL YOU 21: I'm Hurting

I'm going to Kill You! — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:33:35 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 21: I'm Hurting
It's a more serious episode of I'm Going to Kill You as we learn that Edward and George both get harassed on the streets of their prospective cities. Edward's situation was the more serious of the two, prompting him to take a break from NYC for a respite on his parents' farm in Ohio. Listen as the two talk about: safety in the city, varying degrees of gay harassment, and the gay community.
Yes we really are on the internet radio, we are on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST)
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KILL YOU 20: Hello (Turn Your Radio On)

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:34:45 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 20: Hello (Turn Your Radio On)

Yes we really are on the internet radio; we are on the Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us)

Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST)
The night before George left for Philadelphia; he and Edward met up with their friend old Brett; a man who's known for his collection of couture and love of wearing Speedos in public. Together they decided to record a pirate radio broadcast at 3am on Awesomeville.us LISTEN as they turn mail from Edward's inbox on Manhunt.net into song material. LISTEN as they instant message their friend Trevor and his boyfriend Don who George and Edward met on a phone sex line in 2001. LISTEN as they bring up such important issues like:

Palestinian Israeli Conflict Role-play Sex

Fisting Sans Lubrication

The Decline of Generation X

Skeletons on the Subway

Anal Toothpicking

The Decline of Anal Toothpicking

The Romanian Language

8 hour sex Sessions Involving Cooking Spray

Joan Crawford

other extremely important topics

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KILL YOU 19: Join in the Chant

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:49:53 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 19: Join in the Chant
Yes we really are on the internet radio, we are on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST(8pm PST) Feel your butt while listening to I'm Going to Kill You! George joins Edward and Marla in New York City and are off to see Sonic Youth perform the entire album of Daydream Nation in an abandoned pool! (Mccarren park) Listen as they JOIN IN THE CHANT with crazed Sonic Youth fans. Listen Sonic Youth engage in onstage banter and an avant-garde noise radio based improv jam! Then the group goes back to le chateau Edward and Marla, where they are joined by Brett and Jesse. The group is full of excitement/exritement tonight:

Brett is curious about blue radishes and later recalls a fantasy involving Edwards' anus, rancid fruits, Marla’s shit and George vogueing

Jesse loves the Glockenspiel, Joan Collins and raping Marla.

Edward’s paranoia is running rampant, when he’s not busy shushing people he is busy recording Marla’s vagina while Marla is hanging out the window because of “intruders from outside”

Meanwhile George is actively deconstructing language, gets possessed by his Virginian ancestors and gives us the quote of the week: “The more you have inside yourself, the more knives are slightly touching your anus when you raise your leg to pee.”

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KILL YOU 18: Just Too Easy?

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 08:41:57 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 18: Just Too Easy
Yes we really are on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) We actually have done our first broadcast! Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST( 8pmPST)
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You!
Is Marla Just too easy?
She’s decided to distract herself by kicking things into Craigslust Overdrive. It seems she’s running the gamit, from 5 minute duds to Anderson Coopersque studs. Keep your self a-Breast with the situation now!
Is it just too easy to further discuss George’s Party? Listen as we recap some of the party details.
Is it just too easy to commit crime in Philadelphia?
Is it just too easy to say your moving to a different country to avoid having sex?
Is it just too easy to drink margaritas instead of going to work?
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KILL YOU 17.5 : PART TWO: Love Supreme

I'm going to Kill You! — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:21:22 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 17: Part Two: Love Supreme
Yes we really are on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) We did our first broadcast! Check us out every Thursday 11pmEST ( 8pmPST)
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You!
It’s the second half of our two part epic, Yes, it’s all gone complex, many-layered and saga-like with Edward, George, Marla and the many strange characters that inhabit the world of I’m going to Kill YOU!
Marla and Edward scheme has been reveled...... Edward has flown in from Pitchfork Fest to surprise George by showing up and DJing at his 30th birthday Soiree!
First though we check in with George who’s hurriedly getting ready for his party, preparing his specialty drink menu, arranging photographers, musicians ,and being fitted with a dress from a cocaine denizen/ vintage boutique.
Then we hear from Edward who jumps from his shitty hotel in Center City Philadelphia to hiding outside Shouk while friends attempt to get George to go upstairs.
What will happen?
Will George be pleased, or slap Edward in the face?
Later we get some revelatory After Hours footage on George and Philip’s roof deck, where George calls upon the spirits to gives predictions to Jesse, Marla, Edward, KT. Then George does a story-time version of The Doors’ The End, the group discusses the dawn of the Aztec age of 2012, and use multi-cultural songwriting techniques to create new works of art live!
We say good-bye with a sunday brunch at Morning Glory where Brett, Adam, George, Edward, Marla and Edward discuss Elephantiasis of the Balls: It’s a quarter pound of parasitical pleasure! See all of Michael Scott Whitson's photos from George's Party here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297271@N04/
Just remember: This is wine not water, turn it back Jesus!
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KILL YOU 17: PART 1: Jams Run Free

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:35:38 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 17: Part One: Jams Run Free
Finally, every Thursday, 9pmEST on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us)
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You!
It’s part one of a two part epic, It’s all gone complex, many-layered and saga-like with Edward, George, Marla and the many strange characters that inhabit the world of I’m going to Kill YOU!
First we have the reveal……... Marla and Edward are scheming and it has something to do with George. We know Edward is not going to be at George’s 30th bash, but is there something in the cards? Marla and Edward reveal their dastardly plan. MUHWAHHAHAHA!
Suddenly, Edward is off to Chicago as the Pitchfork Festival awaits but he’s nearly misses his flight due to being non-compos mentis.
Then he’s picked up by Phil Oh, his glamorous compatriot who runs a global street fashion site (www.streetpeeper.com) Edward learns more about the delights of Chicago style- hot dogs, hipsters, and traffic laws.
Speaking of delights, he encounters one with his new friend Ilirjana Alushaj, singer for Apache Beat: www.myspace.com/thisisapachebeat. After talking about her band and their new single Tropics, now available from Beggars Banquet. These three discuss, gay bathouse politics, Chicago nightlife, and general glamour over free Chipolte in the VIP area. Then after seeing Slint do "spiderland" and GZA from wu tang clan do "liquid swords", Sonic youth finally do "daydream nation..." and Edward is overwhelmed with emotions (higher than the heavens above), with his friends nowhere in sight he send a teary final message backstage while SY’s does an encore performance of “Jams Run Free”; before he’s off to spy on Kim Gordon and then go to a secret location!
What WILL Happen to Edward?
Is he dead?
Did he eat so many hotdogs that he is now obese?
What the fuck is celery salt?
Just where is Edward going and will he make it?
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KILL YOU 16: hAppy bIrthday

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:33:01 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 16: Happy Birthday
We will attempt to Start July 12th every Thursday, 9pmEST on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us) (If we aren’t on this Thursday, It’s because George is inept and Edward is away, and we’ll start when Edward get’s back)
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!!
Happy Birthday to George, well sort of, his actually birthday was 07.02 but his party is this sat. He’s getting things in place for a 30th birthday as one would: I.e. Mariah Carey-esque photo-shoots, elaborate drink menus, and of course preparing sock puppets. We briefly check in with George and his Mom who is visiting from Cleveland and dancing on the ceiling like Lionel in the other room.
Meanwhile Edward seems unfazed by George’s guilt tactics as instead of going to George’s 30th Edward will be throwing shade at the Pitchfork Music Festival in Chicago where he and his author friend Phil will be observing headliners Sonic Youth amongst others.
Finally, we are barraged with a clip from a recent bowling birthday party for friend KT Where Marla, George, Philip, Adam and others form the team God’s Water, to douse the agile bowlers known as The Holy Fire. STAY TUNED
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KILL YOU 15: My Army of Lovers

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 18:18:55 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 15: My Army of Lovers
Starting July 12th every Thursday, 9pmEST on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us)
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!!
Edward is nursing an infected hand and is pumped full of drugs, he’s so out of it that he forgets to record for the first minute of the podcast.
Meanwhile, it appears George has recovered from his move and carring rugs across the street, and is finally happy thanks to a little help from his Army of Lovers from around the country. He’s moved into a swanky new pad with a roof-top deck, and is joined with that icon/slut Marla, Adam from Wooster OH, the ever-delicious Philip, KT fresh from the OC and two teenage Goths Noah and Melissa.
Listen in real time as Marla faces some real difficulties in the bathroom, as they create new games like “Going, Peeing, Laughing or Canoeing.” ,As critics give in the moment commentary on George and Melissa’s live dance performance “Alone Triangle” , and what happens when Melissa tries to go to the bathroom and comes face to face with George’s unusual sense of zoning, Toilet Love!
and remember “Q is for Jesus!”
STAY TUNED
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KILL YOU 14: LIME HOUSE

I'm going to Kill You! — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:58:28 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 14: Lime House
Starting next week we will be LIVE every Thursday, 9pmEST on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us)
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!!
Edward’s on the guest list at the new Hermes party, but how will he accessorize his infected hand? Listen as he cavorts with rich and beautiful and their insurance consultants in his Angie Bowie-esque style. Later for Pride Weekend he meets up with the voguing queens from the House of Jones pride party; Work!
George meanwhile is moving on up, or rather down the street; but after a series of out-of-town visitors, Philip’s encounter with a beetle and a fender bender, he finds himself having to pack everything in 10 hours for a move the next day. Luckily his friend Greg is there to help and supply LIME pops. Listen as he goes from mildly neurotic to completely insane and covered in lime-pop juice in the span of a half-hour.
“It’s like white Christmas meets a cat on acid”
STAY TUNED
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KILL YOU 13: Bedbugs and Ballyhoo

I'm going to Kill You! — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:03:48 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 13: Bedbugs and Ballyhoo
Now LIVE every Thursday, 9pmEST on Awesomeville!!! (http://www.awesomeville.us)
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!!
The theme is near death experiences and death of small animals so get your poppers, your can of OFF, and a biography of James Garfield because it’s time to listen to some ballyhoo from I’m going to Kill you!
Ballyhoo and Bedbugs, Bedbugs and Ballyhoo, Marla’s back Ooo oo oo. She’s been busy, catching parasites from her transvestite, poisoning herself with Off and using the microwave in very irregular ways.

Ballyhoo and Bedbugs, Bedbugs and Ballyhoo, George has been busy too. Writing offensive songs in the Au Bon Pan, getting himself and Philip lost due to his avant-garde navigation techniques, and visiting various James Garfield sites in Cleveland
Ballyhoo and Bedbugs, Bedbugs and Ballyhoo And Edward suffers a boo-boo. But it seems he was too busy looking for his Ipod to get on the ambulance. Later he has different kind of accident; this time involving a bottle of poppers. STAY TUNED
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KILL YOU 12: Swimming Horses

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:02:09 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 12: Swimming Horses
Running time : 36:46
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You, featuring two homosexuals who live their lives like a runaway train: out of control, and loose in the caboose!
Edward has chock-o-plenty a story to tell, or rather his anus does. Get a ‘fistful’ of information on that ‘rosy’ subject. Listen to “tails” of coke-filled nights in the late nineties that ended up a “handful” later. We hope someone won’t be buying diapers in a few years.
George seems preoccupied with eating an entire pizza, burping, sneezing, whining and mispronouncing “mot juste”. He does manage to discuss a recent ‘paparazzi-like’ experience.
The Kill You lads/ladies also manage to discuss the fateful night that Edward and George were both given a mysterious white pill right before they went on stage to joint headline the official Siouxsie and the Banshees Tribute in DUMBO.

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KILL YOU 11: Number Eleven

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:56:57 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 11: Number Eleven Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You, featuring two homosexuals who live their lives like a runaway train: out of control, and loose in the caboose!
It's the Eleventh episode and Edward and George's knives are particularly sharp and close to each other’s faces. Should they do advertisements for Gillette?
Did you know that because eleven is the first number, which cannot be represented by a human using his or her ten fingers, it is often considered a mysterious number?
Well, mysterious visions have been plaguing George who tells Edward predilections of bees dying, men who wish to steal your soul with a Polaroid camera, Raptors waiting outside the door, and recent visions of the Virgin Mary.
He does manage to take time from his hallucinagenic forecasts, and talking about his hair, to interview his outrageous Hawaiian friends Rory and Michael! Rory details his recent adventures in speedo-ing and dancing on glass while visiting the city of Brotherly Love; as only one filled with the Aloha spirit could.
Meanwhile Edward who's recently recovered from a mild psychosomatic episode, reminisces over the first time he and George met each other and interviews Marla about birth control……. Yum!
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MIX TAPE 1: Kill You episodes 1-10

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:25:42 GMT

I'm Going to Kill you Mixtape 1: Episodes 1 - 10
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You, featuring two homosexuals who live their lives like a runaway train: out of control, and loose in the caboose!
Who knew that Edward and George were so clever? That's right! The titles of all the episodes of I'm Going to Kill You are song titles! So here's a mix of all the songs that comprise the titles of episodes 1 to 10. But first George and Edward give us the details of their first listener contest, and they chat with Marla, whose Tranny craigsLUST has sent her a surprise...
MIXTAPE 1 Tracklist:
1. I'm Going to Kill You! says hello to SNEAK ATTACK (Remixed by Mungo)
2. The First Cut - The Eurythmics
3. Still Ill - The Smiths
4. Party out of Bounds - the B-52's
5. Tell me Easter's on Friday - The Associates
6. Bad Miss M - Danielle Dax
7. Candy Says - the Velvet Underground
8. Aint it Strange - the Patti Smith Group
9. The Man In the Blue Slip [Edward Edit] - Bob Ostertag feat. Mike Patton and Justin Bond
10. Reach for the Sky (we've got gay pride) [Edward Edit] - George Alley
11. It's Trivia - The Thermals
12. Public Sex for Boyd McDonald [Edward Edit] - Matmos
13. You give me indigestion when you perform Cunnilingus on me - Catra: Jealous Beauty!

Mixed by Edward. ENJOY!
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KILL YOU 10: Public Sex For Boyd McDonald

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 24 May 2007 12:12:39 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 10: Public Sex For Boyd McDonald..... Time: 42:07
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!!
It's the Tenth Episode of I'm Going to Kill You! Yes it's true George and Edward have been like two spider eggs hatching inside your ear canal and crawling around your body for 10 torturous weeks!
After receiving a little message from their favorite podcast... Sneak ATTACK! (Http://awesomeville.US), the KILL YOU boys are ready to step up to the preverbal plate.
It's a week of connections for Edward and George as they meet up with old friends and lovers in 5 states, (of the union not of being).

EDWARD goes back to Cleveland for his 10th high school reunion and while Everybody knows that Edward is a whore, but who knew he would take it to journalistic level in Cleveland, OH?
Yes, Edward spends his downtime in Cleveland going to the largest BATHOUSE in the country FLEX,
WITH HIS MICROPHONE!
Listen firsthand as he interviews two part-time sex workers.
Meanwhile poor George has been going to hell in a hand basket as he attempts to anthologize his trips and intake levels. Listen as he chats about stinky twink strip bars, bachelor parties, Kiki and Herb shows, outrageous Hawaiians and plays a song from an inebriated album that was recorded in under an hour with his new band The Snares!
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KILL YOU 9: It's Trivia

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 16 May 2007 20:08:08 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 9: It's Trivia
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!!
George, Edward and Marla are joined by George's main squeeze Philip.
When Philip is not bathing in avant-garde water sculptures in Palm Springs, he loves niceties, fine points, minutiae, particulars and facts. Listen with your hands on your buzzers as he leads our trio of enfant terriblés, in a barrage of obscure and obtuse questions all in the name of TRIVIA!
But first.... Marla's got an itch to scratch, and it ain't metaphorical. Find out how the Hilton family's next legal battle may be directly connected to KILL YOU's very own tranny chaser.
And speaking of trannies, Edward meets an Amish-esque, African-American one that gives him that boost of self-esteem he so desperately needed, and remember everything is fine until someone gets entertained on...... .......... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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KILL YOU 8: Reach for the SKY (We've Got Gay Pride)

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 09 May 2007 05:55:26 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 8: Reach for the Sky (We’ve Got Pride)
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!!
George and Edward have a feeling they’ve got to share with you; a feeling of PRIDE so reach for the sky!!!
Edward and George are getting all LGBT on us! Listen as they detail how they celebrate their sexual identity in a myriad of ways.
Edward is busy being a gay philanthropist by aiding the bare-backing community in the Bathhouses of NYC with rapid HIV testing and traditional Mexican Costumes.
George meanwhile is busy being a blasé gay, by going to gay pride festivals, Popping pills and taking sexually perverse photographs involving Bacchanal Masks and exposed genitals.
The lighthearted duo take on a myriad of party-time subjects ranging from the Virginia Tech Shootings, September 11th, Tornados in Kansas, Concentration Camps, Depression, and the upcoming collaboration between Ashlee Simpson and Robert Smith.

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KILL YOU 7: The Man in the Blue Slip

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 02 May 2007 19:42:18 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 7: The Man in the Blue Slip Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!!
George and Edward are clear and queer, and have brought along their two best friends to form the praiseworthy music act/alliance CATRA JEALOUS BEAUTY!!
Listen as George and Edward fend off Marla and Jesse (those contemptible sluts), and discover:
GEORGE is practicing his reconnaissance moves, and while he's able to successfully hobnob with well known Republican politicians despite wearing an outrageous outfit and being drunk, his actions aren't quite as covert when he's sent on a mission to spy on someone he shouldn’t!
EDWARD is fluent in Portuguese sex terminology. Kick back and listen as his friends reminisce about the time they thought he had killed himself!
BAD MISS M MARLA is back and her she's brought back her Gift-of- the- Magi-like vagina, but when she decides to bring her newest "Craigslust" hookup to a party with Edward & Co, he does something so bizarre and unexpected, everyone is left baffled with what to do next!!
AND WATCH OUT! The Muti-media mogul and all around good-time girl JESSE makes his first appearance on the podcast tonight, to discuss his love of Susan Lucci-pill moves, Horsegirls with secrets, Jackie Collins, and fast-food restaurants located in Northern Territories of Canada.
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KILL YOU 6: (candy says) Ain't it Strange

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:44:35 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 6 : Ain't it Strange (Candy says)
Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You!
Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!!
Down in Vineland, there's a clubhouse... where George speaks solely Toni Morrison-esque narrative and spoonerisms, while Edward spends his nights crying while wandering the ghettos of Brooklyn.
George is having a problem; speaking coherently that is. Observe this "podcast within a podcast" where Edward finally coxes a story about his recent meeting with Patti Smith and a Sigma Kid (ala David Bowie).
Edward meanwhile discusses his recent sexual encounter with a comedian. Was it filled with wild times and squeeky dildos or pantos and the Shepard's Hook? Find out on .......... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! BEFRIEND US: www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com My Odeo Channel (odeo/7637c899b7aa694d)

KILL YOU 5: Bad Miss M

I'm going to Kill You! — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:40:54 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 5 : Bad Miss "M"

Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! Featuring two homosexuals that are like a runaway train: out of control and loose in the caboose!!!!!
I'm Going to Kill You Episode 5 : Bad Miss "M"
This time when Edward and George are talking it is like a clash of civilizations and when Marla comes into the picture.....
George is feeling speedy, and in addition to giving Edward tips on how to accesorize his scrotum and hide his face; is manically reciting goals that he intends on accomplishing; that is in time for his Scottish-Middle Eastern-Gothic themed 30th birthday party in a Hookah lounge.
Edward is of course in his usual altered state, and after surviving his recent job debacle, has some insight to share about the band the Klaxons, their connection to the Aztec gods, and the upcoming Apocolypse.
But Bad Miss M, Madam Marla is up to her 'tricks' again on Craigslist. And in addition to inspiring George to create a coin a term that will make him famous for ever, she's also left wondering something (bi)curious after piecing together some suspect evidence about her current fling. Listen for the glamour on ......................I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!! BEFRIEND US: www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast APPREHEND US: imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com

KILL YOU 4: Tell Me EASTER's On Friday

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 00:13:31 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 4 : Tell Me Easter's On Friday Witness the glamour of I'm Going to Kill You! The most profane, insane, inane and homosexual podcast!
I'm Going to Kill You Episode 4 : Tell Me Easter's On Friday Easter is upon us and Edward and George douse their hairstyles in holy water for this tasty, yet tastefully scatalogical podcast.
In the fourth-degree(?) murder scenario Edward has decided to embrace his sexuality er... Spirituality and starts afresh by hooking up with an Ex-Philadelphian in an empty apartment, but when Edward sends George a picture of his recent catch they both are in for a nasty suprise.
Meanwhile George is calling straight off of a plane from Cleveland where he spent his time perversely decorating eggs, gorging himself on Lebanese cuisine and recording his travels. First up is a brief discussion with George's sister who discusses her love of unclaimed funds and her hatred of her brothers feces.
Next, George goes out on the town with his college friends: the Gothic-genius Adam and ubertwink Corey. Listen as they conversate with gay club patrons, teenage goth Dj's, and yell at each other in this fourth installment of...............I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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KILL YOU 3: Party Out Of Bounds

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:03:33 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 3 : Party Out of Bounds George and Edward have been fighting all day so logically they decide to host an 80's Party Chat line! They are joined by Edward's roomate Marla (The Great Wall of China), the sensual stoner Nick in New York, and straight from Jamestown and Williamsburg George's silent but deadly partner Philip. In the third stab wound, these old friends discuss: It's a wet, wild and totally perverse time as the group discusses urinating in pasta, the taste of semen, Lindsay Lohan, "dimensional living" and more! Befriend and apprehend us at www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast or email us at imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-a81318d82d7556c5feedb80c31e90f3b}

KILL YOU 2: sTILL iLL

I'm going to Kill You! — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:07:11 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 2 : sTILL iLL George and Edward are both sick. Listen as they battle their respective diseases, and each other in this second entry from these loose women. In the second stab wound, these old friends discuss: Edward is having an 'existential crisis' which promted him to get a boyfriend he wasn't ready for, his new plan to reinvent himself, how he was pimped off by George in Cleveland to an Irish Jigger, and his obsession with Sonic Youth. George talks about his suspect teaching practices, why he hates E, his 29th birhday party, debt, and an "upclose and personal" meeting with a porn star. Befriend and apprehend us at www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast or email us at imgoingtokillyou@podomatic.com

KILL YOU 1: The First Cut

I'm going to Kill You! — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 03:10:00 GMT

I'm Going to Kill You Episode 1 : The First Cut George and Edward have finally recorded their podcast! This is actually their third attempt, the other two ended in tears on In this all-too-brief stab, these old friends discuss: David Bowie's obsession with the occult, Jenny Lee the legendary NYU student, Edward speaks about a B-List Downtown birthday party, and an obnoxious DJ trick. They remember some events during George's "funny years" in the late nineties and later ramble about a Mexican restaurant for no apparent reason. Befriend and apprehend us at www.myspace.com/imgoingtokillyoupodcast More information about us will be also be coming soon at www.georgealley.com